1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Na-download mula sa YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Opisyal na site ng mga pelikula ng YIFY: YTS.BZ 3 00:03:11,812 --> 00:03:14,228 Sige. Tahimik, tahimik. 4 00:03:14,332 --> 00:03:19,509 Sige, para sa mga bagong lalaki, water polo-- 5 00:03:19,613 --> 00:03:21,442 Ano ito? 6 00:03:22,823 --> 00:03:25,135 kahit sino? 7 00:03:25,239 --> 00:03:26,482 Isang sport? 8 00:03:26,585 --> 00:03:27,759 Isang sport? 9 00:03:27,862 --> 00:03:29,588 Maaari ka bang maging mas tiyak? 10 00:03:29,692 --> 00:03:33,730 - Buong contact. Whoo-whoo! - Okay! 11 00:03:33,834 --> 00:03:35,663 kahit sino pa? 12 00:03:35,767 --> 00:03:38,010 ano pa ba 13 00:03:38,114 --> 00:03:41,773 Ibig sabihin, nasa tubig. 14 00:03:41,876 --> 00:03:44,431 D'oh! 15 00:03:46,122 --> 00:03:48,952 Tara na guys. kahit sino pa? 16 00:03:49,056 --> 00:03:50,954 Ano ang tungkol sa iyo, sa gitna? 17 00:03:51,058 --> 00:03:52,404 ano? Ako? 18 00:03:52,508 --> 00:03:54,199 - Oo. - Uh, oo. 19 00:03:54,303 --> 00:03:56,512 Oo. Hindi. Um... 20 00:03:56,615 --> 00:03:59,791 Ito ay tungkol lamang sa pagtatrabaho magkasama, 21 00:03:59,894 --> 00:04:02,172 uh, parang, 22 00:04:02,276 --> 00:04:05,072 bilang isang malaking pamilya o ano pa man. 23 00:04:05,175 --> 00:04:06,970 D'oh! 24 00:04:09,835 --> 00:04:11,665 ano pa ba 25 00:04:11,768 --> 00:04:14,081 Uh, oo. Oo, oo. Hindi. Um... 26 00:04:14,184 --> 00:04:16,704 - Komunikasyon. - Huwag hok ang bola. 27 00:04:16,808 --> 00:04:19,811 O...okay. 28 00:04:19,914 --> 00:04:22,089 May communication kami. 29 00:04:22,192 --> 00:04:23,884 Mayroon kaming... - Paghawak ng bola. 30 00:04:32,755 --> 00:04:35,723 napakabuti, napakahusay, napakahusay. 31 00:04:35,827 --> 00:04:40,521 Oh, napakatalino. Napakahusay, napakahusay. 32 00:04:40,625 --> 00:04:43,317 Ha-ha-ha. Napakahusay. 33 00:04:43,421 --> 00:04:45,802 ♪ Iling ito tulad ng isang salt shaker, iling ito na parang salt shaker ♪ 34 00:04:45,906 --> 00:04:48,357 ♪ Iling ito tulad ng isang salt shaker, iling ito na parang salt shaker ♪ 35 00:04:48,460 --> 00:04:50,186 ♪ Popping hanggang sa tumagos ka 36 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:52,740 ♪ Unang nadambong sa nadambong, walang oras maghintay ♪ 37 00:04:52,844 --> 00:04:54,811 ♪ Gawin itong gumana, gamit ang basa mong T-shirt ♪ 38 00:04:54,915 --> 00:04:57,538 ♪ Bitch, kailangan mong iling hanggang sa sumakit ang iyong mga kalamnan sa guya ♪ 39 00:04:57,642 --> 00:05:00,334 ♪ Sadie na takong sa iyong mga paa, ang strap sa iyong mga bukung-bukong ♪ 40 00:05:00,438 --> 00:05:01,542 ♪ Jegga, jegga, jegga 41 00:05:01,646 --> 00:05:02,647 ♪ Tawagan ang asong iyon na si Bojangles 42 00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:04,787 ♪ Makatas na parang prutas... 43 00:05:33,885 --> 00:05:35,404 Uh, alam mo, 44 00:05:35,507 --> 00:05:38,648 ikaw lang dapat na narito sa loob ng 15 minuto. 45 00:05:42,618 --> 00:05:46,760 Um, 15 minutes lang. 46 00:05:55,734 --> 00:05:58,392 Unang araw ng kampo. Huminga pa. 47 00:05:58,496 --> 00:06:01,568 Medyo maganda, ha? Oo. - Hindi. Oo, oo. 48 00:06:01,671 --> 00:06:03,155 Mabuti. 49 00:06:03,259 --> 00:06:06,607 Kaya kinausap ko ang mama mo kanina. 50 00:06:06,711 --> 00:06:09,541 Walang dahilan para mag-alala. Siya ay isang magandang babae. 51 00:06:09,645 --> 00:06:11,025 Nakikipag-chat lang. 52 00:06:11,129 --> 00:06:13,718 Sabi niya kayo kakalipat lang mula sa Boston. 53 00:06:13,821 --> 00:06:17,031 - Oo. - Oo, iyon ay isang malaking hakbang. 54 00:06:17,135 --> 00:06:20,310 Dapat exciting. Nakakatakot? 55 00:06:20,414 --> 00:06:25,108 Alam mo, naalala ko, uh, lumipat sa San Diego noong ako ay 10 taong gulang, 56 00:06:25,212 --> 00:06:28,733 at iyon ay parang hakbang sa ibang planeta, alam mo ba? 57 00:06:28,836 --> 00:06:31,736 Anyway, gusto ko lang para malaman mong ako ang iyong coach, 58 00:06:31,839 --> 00:06:35,015 pero andito din ako kung gusto mo, alam mo, makipag-usap. 59 00:06:35,118 --> 00:06:38,501 Alam kong maaaring ito ang buong bagay medyo nakakatakot, alam mo ba? 60 00:06:38,605 --> 00:06:40,020 Okay? - Salamat. 61 00:06:40,123 --> 00:06:41,573 Pumunta ka. 62 00:06:41,677 --> 00:06:43,575 Okay, ngayon kailangan na natin punan ang hangal na form na ito. 63 00:06:43,679 --> 00:06:46,820 Uh, "Ang aking mga layunin sa pagtatapos ng tag-araw 64 00:06:46,923 --> 00:06:49,961 ay blangko, blangko, at blangko." 65 00:06:55,967 --> 00:06:58,107 Banal na tae. 66 00:06:58,210 --> 00:07:00,005 Malinaw na fucking Everest. 67 00:07:00,109 --> 00:07:02,939 - ...parasyut. - Kung susubukan mong lumipad doon, 68 00:07:03,043 --> 00:07:04,665 patay ka na. 69 00:07:11,914 --> 00:07:13,640 Oo, masarap ang gamot. 70 00:07:13,743 --> 00:07:16,539 Anumang uri ng cherry at ubas ng parehong lasa tulad ng gamot. 71 00:07:16,643 --> 00:07:19,128 ... Tumalon sa Everest, pare. 72 00:07:19,231 --> 00:07:20,854 Yan ang sinasabi ko. 73 00:07:20,957 --> 00:07:22,545 Ito ang pinakabobo fucking argument 74 00:07:22,649 --> 00:07:24,478 narinig ko na sa buong buhay ko. 75 00:07:24,582 --> 00:07:26,756 ...Oo. Bakit mo pa ginawa yun? 76 00:07:34,212 --> 00:07:36,041 pasensya na po. Paumanhin. 77 00:07:36,145 --> 00:07:37,422 Paumanhin. 78 00:07:37,526 --> 00:07:39,010 May ginagawa ka ba? 79 00:07:39,113 --> 00:07:43,117 Alam mo kung ano pang lasa mas mabuti kaysa ubas. 80 00:07:43,221 --> 00:07:45,775 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 81 00:07:45,879 --> 00:07:47,397 Maghintay ka. 82 00:07:47,501 --> 00:07:48,847 Gustung-gusto ng lahat ang ubas. 83 00:07:48,951 --> 00:07:51,125 Sabihin mo sa akin ang isang tao sino ba naman ang ayaw. 84 00:07:51,229 --> 00:07:52,610 Mayroon akong isa. 85 00:07:52,713 --> 00:07:55,544 Mas gusto mo ang iyong pagkain laging mainit 86 00:07:55,647 --> 00:07:57,338 at hindi ka nasanay, 87 00:07:57,442 --> 00:08:00,721 laging mainit, o walang tuhod? 88 00:08:00,825 --> 00:08:02,827 - Walang tuhod ang pagkain. - Walang tuhod? 89 00:08:02,930 --> 00:08:04,656 Ang mga tuhod mo, wala na. Wala kang tuhod. 90 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:06,727 - Walang tuhod? - Uh, teka. 91 00:08:06,831 --> 00:08:09,834 - Wala akong tuhod. - Napakainit na parang maanghang? 92 00:08:09,937 --> 00:08:11,767 - Wala nang tuhod ang pagkain. - Hindi, hindi. Makinig ka. 93 00:08:11,870 --> 00:08:13,354 -Hindi ko man lang-- - Okay, kaya mas gusto mong-- 94 00:08:13,458 --> 00:08:15,425 Gusto niyo ba guys sa halip A, 95 00:08:15,529 --> 00:08:17,151 tuwing may orgasm ka, 96 00:08:17,255 --> 00:08:19,188 ang kantang "All Star" sa pamamagitan ng mga dulang Smash Mouth, 97 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:23,157 o B, tuwing kanta "All Star" ng Smash Mouth plays, 98 00:08:23,261 --> 00:08:25,781 may orgasm kayo. 99 00:08:25,884 --> 00:08:27,403 - B. - Yo, fuck Smash Mouth. 100 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,198 Paano ito naglalaro sa A sitwasyon? 101 00:08:29,301 --> 00:08:32,097 Sa isang maliit ngunit, tulad ng, disenteng malakas na boom box 102 00:08:32,201 --> 00:08:34,686 na mahiwagang lumilitaw kapag orgasm ka. 103 00:08:34,790 --> 00:08:36,377 - B pa rin. - A. 104 00:08:36,481 --> 00:08:38,172 - Fuck Smash Bibig. - A. 105 00:08:38,276 --> 00:08:40,589 Kaya maghintay, ang buong kanta maglaro o maaari mo bang itigil ito? 106 00:08:40,692 --> 00:08:42,452 Ang buong kanta. 107 00:08:42,556 --> 00:08:45,214 - B pa rin. - A pa rin. 108 00:08:45,317 --> 00:08:47,837 Ano ang sinabi mo? 109 00:08:47,941 --> 00:08:50,840 - Ano? - Sabi mo kaya mo itong "sop"? 110 00:08:56,018 --> 00:08:58,261 Hindi. 111 00:08:58,365 --> 00:09:00,022 Ano ang sinabi mo, pagkatapos? 112 00:09:01,023 --> 00:09:02,818 - Wala. - Sabi niya pwede ba tigilan mo na. 113 00:09:02,921 --> 00:09:04,164 - Hindi, hindi niya ginawa. - Oo, ginawa niya. 114 00:09:04,267 --> 00:09:05,475 Hindi niya ginawa. 115 00:09:05,579 --> 00:09:07,029 ano? 116 00:09:07,132 --> 00:09:09,928 Sabihin huminto. 117 00:09:10,032 --> 00:09:13,173 ano? Hindi. Bakit? 118 00:09:13,276 --> 00:09:14,761 Hindi mo masasabi. 119 00:09:14,864 --> 00:09:16,072 Oo, sino ang hindi makakapagsabi na huminto? 120 00:09:16,176 --> 00:09:17,729 Oo, kaya ko. 121 00:09:17,833 --> 00:09:20,180 Okay, pagkatapos ay sabihin ito. 122 00:09:25,772 --> 00:09:27,325 Um, teka, teka, Kaya guys, mas gusto nyo bang-- 123 00:09:27,428 --> 00:09:29,776 - Sabihin mo. - Um... 124 00:09:29,879 --> 00:09:31,398 - Sabihin mo. - Okay, gusto mo bang-- 125 00:09:31,501 --> 00:09:34,332 Bro, hindi niya masabi 126 00:09:34,435 --> 00:09:37,473 Tingnan kung paano siya hindi gusto mong sabihin? 127 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,579 Pagkatapos ay sabihin ito. 128 00:09:39,682 --> 00:09:42,409 Sabihin mo na! Sabihin mo na! - Okay, okay, okay, 129 00:09:42,512 --> 00:09:44,066 Sop, sop, sop, sop. 130 00:09:44,169 --> 00:09:45,481 - "Sop"?! - "Sop"! 131 00:09:48,208 --> 00:09:49,554 "Tumigil ka." 132 00:09:54,559 --> 00:09:55,940 Tumigil ka. Tumigil ka! Tumigil ka! 133 00:09:56,043 --> 00:09:57,631 Akalain mo ba itong mga karot kakaiba ang lasa? 134 00:09:58,736 --> 00:10:00,358 Ay, shit! 135 00:10:00,461 --> 00:10:03,085 Ang Salot! Ang Salot! 136 00:10:03,188 --> 00:10:05,087 Aba! 137 00:10:05,190 --> 00:10:07,537 Sa totoo lang, meron sila parang gasoline na aftertaste. 138 00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:09,367 Ngunit hindi sa isang masamang paraan, per se. 139 00:10:12,439 --> 00:10:15,062 Siguradong masangsang. - Go, go, go. 140 00:10:15,166 --> 00:10:16,754 Um... 141 00:10:19,377 --> 00:10:22,276 Normal ang lasa nila sa akin. 142 00:10:25,038 --> 00:10:27,696 - Walang parachute sa helicopter. - Oo, basang-basa. 143 00:10:27,799 --> 00:10:29,111 Masasabi mo bang pasta? 144 00:10:29,214 --> 00:10:30,215 - Pasta. - Pasta. 145 00:10:30,319 --> 00:10:33,080 ♪ Tumakas, tumakas ♪ 146 00:10:33,184 --> 00:10:36,843 ♪ Tumakas at iligtas ang iyong buhay ♪ 147 00:10:36,946 --> 00:10:38,983 ♪ Tumakas, tumakas ♪ 148 00:10:39,086 --> 00:10:41,433 - Sinabi ko sa iyo. - Huh? Oo, iyon ay-- 149 00:10:41,537 --> 00:10:43,712 Eksakto. Maaari lamang pumili ng isa. 150 00:10:43,815 --> 00:10:47,508 Mas gugustuhin mo pang sumipsip ng titi ngunit maaari kang makipagtalik, 151 00:10:47,612 --> 00:10:50,511 pero-- o-- o hindi mo gagawin iyon, 152 00:10:50,615 --> 00:10:52,928 ngunit hindi mo magagawa makipagtalik muli. 153 00:10:53,031 --> 00:10:56,414 - Hindi, hindi na muling makipagtalik? - Anong meron? 154 00:10:56,517 --> 00:10:58,209 Damn. anong maganda? 155 00:10:58,312 --> 00:11:01,074 Uh, ako lang-- Balita ko vet ka. 156 00:11:03,421 --> 00:11:05,388 - Ano ang isang beterinaryo? -Uh, parang-- 157 00:11:05,492 --> 00:11:07,805 Parang nandito ka last session. 158 00:11:07,908 --> 00:11:09,392 Oh, oo, ako noon. 159 00:11:09,496 --> 00:11:11,947 Ako dapat manatili lamang para sa unang sesyon, 160 00:11:12,050 --> 00:11:14,018 ngunit ang tatay ko ay nagalit at binayaran ang dalawa, 161 00:11:14,121 --> 00:11:16,676 at hindi siya makakuha ng refund, kaya kinailangan kong manatili. 162 00:11:16,779 --> 00:11:18,125 Asar na asar siya kapag natauhan siya. 163 00:11:18,229 --> 00:11:19,748 Dapat nakita mo ang mukha niya. Banal na tae. 164 00:11:19,851 --> 00:11:22,474 Uh, sino yung iba? 165 00:11:22,578 --> 00:11:25,719 - Mga beterinaryo? Ako, Logan... - Anong meron? 166 00:11:25,823 --> 00:11:28,239 ...Matt. Maaari kang pumunta. 167 00:11:28,342 --> 00:11:32,346 - Ano? - Ticky at Eli. 168 00:11:32,450 --> 00:11:34,486 vet si Eli? 169 00:11:34,590 --> 00:11:36,488 Nakalulungkot. 170 00:11:36,592 --> 00:11:39,181 Hindi ko alam, basta... 171 00:11:39,284 --> 00:11:44,220 akala mo dapat upang, tulad ng, mapabuti o isang bagay. 172 00:11:44,324 --> 00:11:45,877 Kung susubukan mo lang. 173 00:11:45,981 --> 00:11:48,328 - Oo, Julian. - Ano? 174 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:58,614 Eh, ano ang kabuuan, parang, musical chairs-y thing? 175 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,133 ano? 176 00:12:00,236 --> 00:12:04,793 - Uh, tulad ng sa tanghalian na may... - Oh, ang Salot? 177 00:12:04,896 --> 00:12:06,726 May Salot si Eli. 178 00:12:10,971 --> 00:12:13,180 Hindi nakakatuwa bro. Narinig mo na ba ang ketong? 179 00:12:16,459 --> 00:12:18,599 Si Eli ay isang ketongin? 180 00:12:18,703 --> 00:12:21,085 Ang mga ketongin ay hindi totoo, ngunit katulad. 181 00:12:21,188 --> 00:12:22,672 Walang opisyal na pagbabala, 182 00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:26,849 kaya tinawag natin itong Salot. 183 00:12:26,953 --> 00:12:28,920 Kumbaga, hindi iyon regular na pimples. 184 00:12:29,024 --> 00:12:33,476 Mga salot na pimples yan. Mukha syang Salot. 185 00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:34,788 Tulad ng, sinasabi ko sa iyo, kapatid, 186 00:12:34,892 --> 00:12:36,617 wala siyang pimples ilang linggo na ang nakalipas. 187 00:12:36,721 --> 00:12:40,311 Iyan ay ilang salot na tae doon mismo. 188 00:12:40,414 --> 00:12:42,175 Makalipas ang ilang araw, 189 00:12:42,278 --> 00:12:44,349 siya ay nakakakuha ng isang freaky ass pantal sa buong katawan niya. 190 00:12:44,453 --> 00:12:47,525 Like, bakit sa tingin mo siya nakasuot ng shirt na iyon sa lahat ng oras? 191 00:12:47,628 --> 00:12:49,665 Akalain mo yun isang fashion statement? 192 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,322 Naku, kuya, 193 00:12:51,425 --> 00:12:54,394 iyan ay ilang salot na tae. 194 00:12:54,497 --> 00:12:57,328 Susunod na bagay, nakakahawa ito sa nervous system, 195 00:12:57,431 --> 00:13:00,262 sinisira ang mga kasanayan sa motor. 196 00:13:00,365 --> 00:13:04,300 Nabangga ka sa ilang bagay, trip sa sarili mo. 197 00:13:04,404 --> 00:13:06,199 Nagsisimula kang maghulog ng tae. 198 00:13:06,302 --> 00:13:09,305 Normal na bagay tulad ng eye contact 199 00:13:09,409 --> 00:13:14,863 o ang kakayahan upang magkaroon ng regular na pag-uusap 200 00:13:14,966 --> 00:13:17,003 lumalabas lang sa bintana. 201 00:13:19,246 --> 00:13:21,283 Ginagawa ang iyong utak sa pagkain ng sanggol. 202 00:13:22,525 --> 00:13:24,113 Walang utak, walang wala. 203 00:13:24,217 --> 00:13:27,737 Kaya, ang ibig kong sabihin, hindi ba siya dapat-- 204 00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:30,533 hindi ba dapat siya, tulad ng, magpatingin sa doktor? 205 00:13:30,637 --> 00:13:34,330 I mean, meron siya. Parang herpes. 206 00:13:34,434 --> 00:13:35,607 Walang lunas sa kanya. 207 00:13:40,681 --> 00:13:45,341 Kaya pala-- parang nakakahawa? 208 00:13:45,445 --> 00:13:48,034 hindi kapani-paniwala, ngunit sa pamamagitan lamang ng pagpindot. 209 00:13:48,137 --> 00:13:52,590 Kaya kung nalantad ka... 210 00:13:52,693 --> 00:13:56,283 Oh, tao, kailangan mo lang hugasan ang iyong sarili tulad ng stat. 211 00:14:56,136 --> 00:14:58,932 ano? Masyadong malamig para sa iyo, Soppy? 212 00:14:59,036 --> 00:15:05,594 - Uh, hindi. buti naman. - "Hindi, ito, um, mabuti." 213 00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:08,631 Soppy, wala kang makukuhang bitch. 214 00:15:08,735 --> 00:15:12,877 Soppy, saan ka galing? 215 00:15:12,981 --> 00:15:15,086 - Um, "Boson." - Huh? 216 00:15:15,190 --> 00:15:17,261 - "Boson." - "Boson"? 217 00:15:17,364 --> 00:15:19,919 Parang, ano ang sinabi niya? 218 00:15:20,022 --> 00:15:21,196 "Boson"? Boston. 219 00:15:21,299 --> 00:15:23,543 - Ikaw ay "boson" sa paligid? - "Boson." 220 00:15:23,646 --> 00:15:25,441 Hindi niya mabigkas ang T. 221 00:15:39,145 --> 00:15:41,492 Yo, yo, doon nakaupo si Eli. 222 00:15:41,595 --> 00:15:43,321 Parang infected siya. 223 00:15:46,635 --> 00:15:48,602 Nakakahawa siya! 224 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,918 May Salot si Jake! 225 00:15:54,022 --> 00:15:57,749 May Salot si Jake! May Salot si Jake! 226 00:15:57,853 --> 00:15:59,751 May Salot si Jake! 227 00:15:59,855 --> 00:16:03,790 Jake, Jake, Jake, Salot! 228 00:16:03,893 --> 00:16:05,895 May Salot si Jake! 229 00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:07,621 mabait ba ako? 230 00:16:09,140 --> 00:16:12,488 Chelsea Simone. 231 00:16:12,592 --> 00:16:14,904 Kate Fulton. 232 00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:16,147 Shelly Wong. 233 00:16:16,251 --> 00:16:18,287 Mabaho si Shelly? 234 00:16:18,391 --> 00:16:20,634 Bro, I swear lahat kayo tungkol sa mga Asyano. 235 00:16:20,738 --> 00:16:22,947 Pare, tumahimik ka! 236 00:16:23,051 --> 00:16:25,708 Tingnan mo, lahat ako tungkol sa ang kalahating Asyano. 237 00:16:25,812 --> 00:16:27,020 Aling kalahati? 238 00:16:27,124 --> 00:16:29,678 - Hindi ko alam, ang kaliwang kalahati? - Ano? 239 00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:31,231 Nasaan ang Lubriderm na iyon? 240 00:16:31,335 --> 00:16:33,337 Binigay ko kay Ticky. 241 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:36,098 Bakit ka ba lube hog? 242 00:16:36,202 --> 00:16:40,240 Soppy, ano ka ba iniisip ngayon? 243 00:16:40,344 --> 00:16:42,898 Halika, iluwa mo. 244 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,486 Um, 245 00:16:44,589 --> 00:16:48,559 may iniisip lang ako itong babaeng nakita ko kanina. 246 00:16:48,662 --> 00:16:50,147 - Okay. - Anong babae? 247 00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:52,977 - Puss-ay. - Nakatira siya sa Canada? 248 00:16:53,081 --> 00:16:54,910 Bukkake. 249 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,671 Yo, may kumuha ng pampadulas sa lalaking ito. 250 00:17:01,227 --> 00:17:03,988 Oo, sabihin mo sa akin ang tungkol sa kanya. 251 00:17:04,092 --> 00:17:06,163 Gusto nating lahat na marinig ito. 252 00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:13,549 Soppy. 253 00:17:16,966 --> 00:17:18,623 Um, 254 00:17:18,727 --> 00:17:21,143 Pinapicturan ko siya 255 00:17:21,247 --> 00:17:23,525 nakatayo sa shower, 256 00:17:23,628 --> 00:17:25,044 naghuhugas ng sarili. 257 00:17:25,147 --> 00:17:26,942 Okay. 258 00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:32,258 Bigla siyang... 259 00:17:32,361 --> 00:17:36,331 Nagsisimula, tulad ng, kuskusin ang sarili 260 00:17:36,434 --> 00:17:38,574 at... 261 00:17:38,678 --> 00:17:43,648 sinasabi niya sa akin kung paano... 262 00:17:43,752 --> 00:17:45,650 basa siya. 263 00:17:45,754 --> 00:17:49,413 Ooh, damn, Soppy. Iyon ay ilang hardcore shit. 264 00:17:49,516 --> 00:17:53,865 malapit na ako. 265 00:17:53,969 --> 00:17:55,764 Wag kang huminto. 266 00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:59,457 At, um... 267 00:17:59,561 --> 00:18:01,632 kakadating ko lang. 268 00:18:03,185 --> 00:18:06,361 hindi ako magsisinungaling, ganun din ako. 269 00:18:08,190 --> 00:18:10,158 Uh, sorry. 270 00:18:10,261 --> 00:18:12,298 ginawa ko rin. Kaya. 271 00:18:12,401 --> 00:18:13,299 Pareho. 272 00:19:55,435 --> 00:19:57,196 hindi ko akalain Ikakasal na ako. 273 00:19:57,299 --> 00:19:58,611 - Ano? - Siguro kapag 50 na ako. 274 00:19:58,714 --> 00:20:01,130 Milyun-milyong pirata nagkukumahog sa dagat. 275 00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:02,960 Parang 60 na ang tatay mo ngayon? 276 00:20:03,063 --> 00:20:04,582 Ano ang pinagsasabi mo? 277 00:20:04,686 --> 00:20:07,344 Paano kung pirates huwag uminom ng champagne, bagaman? 278 00:20:07,447 --> 00:20:13,177 Paano kung sabihin lang nila "Oh, oh, oh, oh"? 279 00:20:13,281 --> 00:20:14,489 anong ginagawa mo 280 00:20:14,592 --> 00:20:16,042 anong ibig mong sabihin, anong ginagawa ko? 281 00:20:16,145 --> 00:20:17,492 Yan ang tawag sa pirata, tanga. 282 00:20:17,595 --> 00:20:19,045 Hindi iyon pirate call. 283 00:20:19,148 --> 00:20:20,736 Ito ay isang tawag sa pirata. Kaya sabihin mo sa akin-- 284 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:22,531 Sabihin mo sa akin kung ano iyon. - Parang Viking call yan bro. 285 00:20:22,635 --> 00:20:24,395 - Ano ang isang Viking? - Well, parang isang-- 286 00:20:24,499 --> 00:20:26,432 - Parang isang-- - Parang isang lumang nayon-- 287 00:20:26,535 --> 00:20:29,228 - Oo. - "Arr, matey" ng isang pirata. 288 00:21:06,782 --> 00:21:11,028 Diyos ko. Banal na tae, pare. 289 00:21:11,131 --> 00:21:12,616 Fuck! okay ka lang ba? 290 00:21:15,791 --> 00:21:18,760 Nagkaroon ng boo boo. Ngayon mas maganda na. 291 00:21:20,037 --> 00:21:22,764 Diyos ko, pare. 292 00:21:22,867 --> 00:21:25,076 Paano mo-- 293 00:21:25,180 --> 00:21:27,493 Paano mo nagawa iyon? 294 00:21:27,596 --> 00:21:30,358 Hindi mo malalaman, mortal. 295 00:22:06,670 --> 00:22:09,258 Teka. Go, go, go, go. 296 00:23:35,517 --> 00:23:38,209 Ang tanging bagay na ginagawa mo ay mabuti ay gamitin ito. 297 00:23:40,902 --> 00:23:43,560 sindihan mo yan. 298 00:23:46,217 --> 00:23:48,841 Ito ay pumulandit, ito ay pumulandit. 299 00:24:19,630 --> 00:24:22,322 Whoo! Oo! 300 00:24:28,881 --> 00:24:31,366 Ang tanging bagay na ginagawa mo ay mabuti ay gamitin ito. 301 00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:32,678 ano ba naman 302 00:24:32,781 --> 00:24:34,576 Yo, nasaan ang musika, Matt? 303 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:37,234 Bakit ka nakakatakot sa lahat ng bagay? 304 00:24:41,100 --> 00:24:42,860 Halika na. 305 00:24:49,418 --> 00:24:55,252 ♪ Feeling ko totoo ♪ 306 00:24:55,355 --> 00:25:00,015 ♪ Feeling ko totoo ♪ 307 00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:01,396 Salamat. Dito na tayo. 308 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:05,745 ♪ Feeling ko totoo ♪ 309 00:25:05,849 --> 00:25:11,993 ♪ Feeling ko totoo ♪ 310 00:25:13,201 --> 00:25:17,895 ♪ Feeling ko totoo ♪ 311 00:25:19,241 --> 00:25:22,451 ♪ Feeling ko totoo ♪ 312 00:25:43,990 --> 00:25:48,650 ♪ Feeling ko totoo ♪ 313 00:25:48,754 --> 00:25:50,618 ♪ Ba-donk, ba-donk, ba-donk 314 00:25:50,721 --> 00:25:55,139 ♪ Feeling ko totoo ♪ 315 00:25:56,002 --> 00:26:00,731 ♪ Feeling ko totoo ♪ 316 00:26:01,732 --> 00:26:06,634 ♪ Feeling ko totoo ♪ 317 00:26:07,738 --> 00:26:09,706 ♪ Alisin mo ako ♪ 318 00:26:09,809 --> 00:26:11,708 ♪ Alisin mo ako ♪ - Hindi mo yan girlfriend, bro. 319 00:26:11,811 --> 00:26:17,437 ♪ Asno, asno, asno, asno, asno, asno ♪ 320 00:26:36,180 --> 00:26:37,596 Banal na tae! 321 00:26:37,699 --> 00:26:39,805 ano ba naman 322 00:26:39,908 --> 00:26:41,979 Dude, hugasan mo yang tae. 323 00:26:42,083 --> 00:26:43,981 Kailangan mong maghugas. 324 00:26:53,128 --> 00:26:55,544 - Kuskusin ang brasong iyon. - Kuskusin ito. 325 00:27:01,102 --> 00:27:04,381 At nagkukuskos pa siya, at nagkukuskos pa siya. 326 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:11,699 Yo, Soppy, baliw ka. 327 00:27:13,528 --> 00:27:15,806 Nakakabaliw iyon. Iyon ay mahusay. 328 00:27:30,614 --> 00:27:33,134 Sinasabi ko sa iyo, ito ay tungkol sa lahat ang laro sa ilalim ng tubig. 329 00:27:33,237 --> 00:27:36,620 Na naghihiwalay sa mga pro mula sa mga baguhan. 330 00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:41,383 Narinig ko sa Olympics 331 00:27:41,487 --> 00:27:43,523 na sila, tulad ng, ahit ang kanilang mga pubes 332 00:27:43,627 --> 00:27:45,215 kaya hindi sila mahatak ng mga tao sa ilalim ng tubig. 333 00:27:45,318 --> 00:27:46,665 Oo. 334 00:27:46,768 --> 00:27:48,943 - Savage yan. - Oo. 335 00:27:49,046 --> 00:27:51,462 Sabi sayo ng kapatid ko kailangang mahaba ang mga kuko. 336 00:27:51,566 --> 00:27:53,154 Makakamot kayo guys. 337 00:27:53,257 --> 00:27:57,606 Kaya ang sikreto ay panatilihin ang mga ito makinis, ngunit medyo mahaba. 338 00:27:57,710 --> 00:27:59,194 Pagkatapos nilang maaprubahan, 339 00:27:59,298 --> 00:28:02,266 kagatin mo lang sila sa maliliit na punto. 340 00:28:02,370 --> 00:28:05,097 Parang pro ba ang kapatid mo? 341 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,927 I mean, 18 pa lang siya, ngunit Princeton at Brown 342 00:28:08,031 --> 00:28:10,689 ay karaniwang nasa isang laban ng kamatayan sa kanya, kaya. 343 00:28:54,698 --> 00:28:56,217 Damn. 344 00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,081 May laro si Soppy. 345 00:28:58,184 --> 00:28:59,841 Tama, Sop? 346 00:29:09,126 --> 00:29:12,681 Itong lalaking si Charlie, huling session, 347 00:29:12,785 --> 00:29:15,132 siya yung nagbigay kay Eli. 348 00:29:15,236 --> 00:29:16,444 Umabot sa punto kung saan hindi niya magawa 349 00:29:16,547 --> 00:29:18,411 magkaroon ng magkakaugnay na pag-uusap. 350 00:29:18,515 --> 00:29:21,690 Kailangan niyang umuwi ng maaga. 351 00:29:21,794 --> 00:29:24,521 Okay na ba siya ngayon? 352 00:29:24,624 --> 00:29:28,663 Huling narinig ko, siya sa ilang mental na institusyon. 353 00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:30,699 Ginugugol niya ang kanyang mga araw naglalaro ng Jenga. 354 00:32:00,194 --> 00:32:02,851 Huwag kalimutan upang markahan ang iyong mga kalendaryo. 355 00:32:02,955 --> 00:32:08,340 Ang pinakahihintay na tag-araw sayaw ng soiree para sa lahat ng mga kampo 356 00:32:08,443 --> 00:32:11,308 paparating na sa pangunahing gymnasium. 357 00:32:11,412 --> 00:32:14,449 Ang tema ng taong ito ay Sa ilalim ng Dagat. 358 00:32:14,553 --> 00:32:17,832 Magkakaroon tayo ng live deejay, mga laro... 359 00:32:32,088 --> 00:32:34,538 Cheetos. 360 00:32:34,642 --> 00:32:37,541 Hindi, Doritos. 361 00:32:37,645 --> 00:32:40,993 Hindi, Cheetos. 362 00:32:41,097 --> 00:32:44,169 - Hindi ako magiging masamang Sith. - Ngunit si Sith ay masama. 363 00:32:44,272 --> 00:32:45,894 Hindi, mas kaunti lang sila-- 364 00:32:45,998 --> 00:32:48,104 Hindi, hindi, hindi, hindi, hindi, masama sila. 365 00:32:48,207 --> 00:32:50,140 - Hindi. Kaya kong-- - Straight-up evil lang sila. 366 00:32:50,244 --> 00:32:53,005 Kaya kong iikot ang karamihan sa Siths sa mabubuting tao. 367 00:32:53,109 --> 00:32:54,558 - Hindi, hindi mo kaya. - Oo, gagawin ko. 368 00:32:54,662 --> 00:32:56,353 - Malamang papatayin ka lang nila. - Hindi, gusto kong-- 369 00:32:56,457 --> 00:32:58,148 - O papatayin ka ni Darth Vader. - Papasukin ko sila, 370 00:32:58,252 --> 00:33:00,461 at sisiguraduhin ko na lahat sila ay naging mabuti. 371 00:33:00,564 --> 00:33:02,014 Isa, dalawa, tatlo... 372 00:33:02,118 --> 00:33:05,500 ♪ At bagaman Magkakamali ako ♪ 373 00:33:05,604 --> 00:33:10,885 ♪ Hinding-hindi ko madudurog ang puso mo ♪ 374 00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:13,060 ♪ At sumusumpa ako ♪ 375 00:33:13,163 --> 00:33:18,927 ♪ Sa pamamagitan ng buwan at ang mga bituin sa langit ♪ 376 00:33:19,031 --> 00:33:22,621 ♪ Pupunta ako ♪ 377 00:33:22,724 --> 00:33:24,381 ♪ I swear ♪ 378 00:33:24,485 --> 00:33:30,663 ♪ Parang anino nasa tabi mo yan ♪ 379 00:33:30,767 --> 00:33:34,150 ♪ Pupunta ako ♪ 380 00:33:34,253 --> 00:33:37,049 ♪ Para sa mabuti o masama ♪ 381 00:33:37,153 --> 00:33:40,121 ♪ Hanggang kamatayan ang maghihiwalay ♪ 382 00:33:40,225 --> 00:33:45,195 ♪ Mamahalin kita sa bawat pintig ng puso ko ♪ 383 00:33:45,299 --> 00:33:50,925 ♪ At sumusumpa ako ♪ 384 00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:54,308 ♪ Ooh ♪ 385 00:34:20,023 --> 00:34:21,852 Si Eli naman. 386 00:34:21,956 --> 00:34:24,441 Ang hirap niya bro. 387 00:34:24,545 --> 00:34:28,204 Banal na tae, yo! Banal na tae! Ang hirap niya. 388 00:34:28,307 --> 00:34:31,448 Siya ay may isang boner. - Siya ay fucking mahirap. 389 00:34:40,181 --> 00:34:42,528 Oo! Oo! 390 00:34:42,632 --> 00:34:44,254 Fucking boner. 391 00:34:58,096 --> 00:35:00,098 - Oo, mahirap si Eli. - Hoy. 392 00:35:02,617 --> 00:35:03,894 Sa pool, ngayon. 393 00:35:03,998 --> 00:35:06,000 Halika na. - Yo! 394 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:13,041 Ang hirap ni Eli, Mahirap si Eli, mahirap si Eli. 395 00:35:13,145 --> 00:35:15,354 Ilang taon na kayo? 396 00:35:17,874 --> 00:35:20,187 Ito ay isang tanong. 397 00:35:20,290 --> 00:35:22,050 ilang taon na? - 13. 398 00:35:22,154 --> 00:35:23,880 - 12. - 13. 399 00:35:23,983 --> 00:35:26,710 - 12. - 12. 400 00:35:26,814 --> 00:35:31,025 13 at 12. 401 00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:32,992 Matanda na. 402 00:35:33,096 --> 00:35:35,340 Well, sapat na ang edad. 403 00:35:35,443 --> 00:35:39,827 Ang iyong mga aksyon ay hindi neutral. 404 00:35:41,415 --> 00:35:44,383 Ibig kong sabihin, mayroon ba sa inyo, kahit minsan huminto at mag-isip, 405 00:35:44,487 --> 00:35:47,179 "Ano kaya ang mararamdaman ko kung ako yun?" 406 00:35:47,283 --> 00:35:49,802 At tinawag ka sa harap ng mga babae 407 00:35:49,906 --> 00:35:52,391 at tinuro at nagtawanan para sa isang bagay 408 00:35:52,495 --> 00:35:55,774 na sumusumpa ako sa Diyos, wala kang kontrol. 409 00:35:56,257 --> 00:35:59,502 Logan. 410 00:35:59,605 --> 00:36:01,883 - Masama yata ang pakiramdam ko. - D'oh! 411 00:36:01,987 --> 00:36:04,541 Sa tingin mo ay masama ang pakiramdam mo. 412 00:36:04,645 --> 00:36:06,923 Sabi ng lalaking nagsindi ng posporo. 413 00:36:07,026 --> 00:36:08,994 nagbibiro lang ako. 414 00:36:09,097 --> 00:36:11,514 Kaya sa tingin mo ito ay nakakatawa? 415 00:36:11,617 --> 00:36:12,653 Hindi. 416 00:36:15,449 --> 00:36:17,278 Jake, ikaw naman? 417 00:36:17,382 --> 00:36:19,177 Sa tingin mo ba ito ay nakakatawa? - Ibig kong sabihin... 418 00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,558 - Ito ba? - Medyo, oo. 419 00:36:21,662 --> 00:36:24,596 "Medyo, oo." 420 00:36:24,699 --> 00:36:27,323 Bakit? Ipaliwanag mo sa amin. Bakit sa tingin mo ito ay nakakatawa? 421 00:36:27,426 --> 00:36:29,842 Well, para sa isa, matigas ang kanyang titi. 422 00:36:33,225 --> 00:36:35,193 Hayaan mong tanungin kita nito. 423 00:36:35,296 --> 00:36:39,024 Naranasan mo na bang mapahiya sa harap ng grupo? 424 00:36:39,127 --> 00:36:41,164 Tulad ng, malalim, malalim na kahihiyan? - Mnh-mnh. 425 00:36:41,268 --> 00:36:43,925 Ganyan talaga ginagawa mo ngayon. 426 00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:49,172 Makinig ka sa akin. 427 00:36:49,276 --> 00:36:52,106 So ano ka, 13? 428 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:53,590 - 12. Oo. - 12. 429 00:36:53,694 --> 00:36:56,593 At tinatawanan mo ang pinaka tanga, 430 00:36:56,697 --> 00:36:59,803 karamihan sa kabataan 5 taong gulang "Beavis and Butthead" uri ng-- 431 00:36:59,907 --> 00:37:01,736 5 taong gulang panoorin ang "Beavis and Butthead"? 432 00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:05,050 Hoy! Mayroon kang dalawang segundo punasan mo yang ngiti mo. 433 00:37:05,153 --> 00:37:07,259 O kayong lahat, Dahil kay Jake, 434 00:37:07,363 --> 00:37:11,194 ay gagawa ng burpees sa araw buong araw. 435 00:37:11,298 --> 00:37:13,748 Hindi man lang ako nagbibiro. Isa... 436 00:37:20,997 --> 00:37:22,170 Okay. 437 00:37:22,274 --> 00:37:24,932 titi. 438 00:37:26,278 --> 00:37:28,763 Kunin mo o gagawin natin buong araw. 439 00:37:28,867 --> 00:37:30,731 Kunin ito. 440 00:37:31,835 --> 00:37:33,803 Tatlong laps. Dalawa ang pupunta. 441 00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:39,360 Anong ginagawa niya, kuya? 442 00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:44,848 Isang uri ng, tulad ng, Hindi ko alam, fantasy siguro? 443 00:37:46,678 --> 00:37:48,714 ♪ Asno, asno, asno, asno ♪ 444 00:37:48,818 --> 00:37:50,647 ♪ Asno, asno, asno, asno ♪ 445 00:37:50,751 --> 00:37:52,511 ♪ Asno, asno, asno, asno ♪ 446 00:37:52,615 --> 00:37:54,927 ♪ Da-da-da-donkey, da-da-da-donkey ♪ 447 00:37:55,031 --> 00:37:56,584 ♪ Da-da-da-da-da-donkey 448 00:37:56,688 --> 00:37:58,552 ♪ Asno, asno, asno, asno ♪ 449 00:37:58,655 --> 00:38:00,519 Maaari mo bang, "sop" ginagawa yun? 450 00:38:00,623 --> 00:38:03,764 "Pwede bang gusto mo, 'sop' ginagawa yun?" 451 00:38:03,867 --> 00:38:05,835 Sipsipin mo ang titi ko, Soppy. 452 00:38:05,938 --> 00:38:08,631 - Sipsipin ang sarili mong titi. - Hindi rin pwede iyon. 453 00:38:08,734 --> 00:38:10,011 - Oo, ito ay. - Hindi, hindi. 454 00:38:10,115 --> 00:38:11,392 Oo, ito ay. 455 00:38:11,496 --> 00:38:13,083 Ginagawa ito ni Mike Griswold sa lahat ng oras. 456 00:38:13,187 --> 00:38:14,637 - Hindi, siya ay hindi. - Oo, ginagawa niya. 457 00:38:14,740 --> 00:38:16,328 - Paano? - Ano ang ibig mong sabihin, paano? 458 00:38:16,432 --> 00:38:19,952 Doble jointed ang lalaki. Katapusan ng kwento. 459 00:38:22,196 --> 00:38:24,819 Ikaw ba ay isang vegetarian? 460 00:38:24,923 --> 00:38:28,236 - Oo. - Bakit? 461 00:38:28,340 --> 00:38:31,723 Well, masama lang siguro ang pakiramdam ko para sa mga hayop. 462 00:38:33,069 --> 00:38:35,692 Pakialam mo ba kung ito ay tulad ng isang tatlong-dila, tulad ng, baka 463 00:38:35,796 --> 00:38:38,005 iyon ay, tulad ng, lahat ng bastos at kalokohan? 464 00:38:38,108 --> 00:38:40,835 Oo. Gusto mo, Soppy? 465 00:38:40,939 --> 00:38:42,458 Masama pa rin ang pakiramdam ko. 466 00:38:42,561 --> 00:38:45,564 Alam mo, hindi pwede lumibot sa pagpatay ng mga inosenteng baka 467 00:38:45,668 --> 00:38:48,291 dahil lang sa magkaiba sila. 468 00:38:48,395 --> 00:38:51,639 Paano mo ayaw mong kagatin ito? 469 00:38:51,743 --> 00:38:55,850 Hindi ka lang masama? Tulad ng, sa lahat? 470 00:38:55,954 --> 00:38:58,715 Hindi nito kasalanan mayroon itong tatlong dila. 471 00:38:58,819 --> 00:39:01,097 Chill, Soppy. Bakit ka nag-spazz? 472 00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:03,341 - Hindi ako. - "Hindi ako. 473 00:39:03,444 --> 00:39:06,792 Hindi nito kasalanan mayroon itong tatlong wika." 474 00:39:06,896 --> 00:39:09,933 "May dalawang segundo ka punasan mo yang ngiti mo. 475 00:39:10,037 --> 00:39:12,384 Dalawa." 476 00:39:12,488 --> 00:39:13,972 Maaari ka bang maging mas tiyak? 477 00:39:14,075 --> 00:39:18,114 Maaari ka bang maging mas tiyak? Maaari ka bang maging mas tiyak? 478 00:39:18,217 --> 00:39:21,704 Maaari ka bang maging mas tiyak? Maaari ka bang maging mas tiyak? 479 00:39:27,606 --> 00:39:30,091 Saan ka pupunta? 480 00:39:30,195 --> 00:39:31,507 Banyo. 481 00:39:33,543 --> 00:39:35,407 Mad cow disease. 482 00:40:05,264 --> 00:40:07,163 Ay, Eli. Anong meron? 483 00:40:27,735 --> 00:40:31,670 Um, sa tingin mo gaano katagal nagpunta tayo dito? 484 00:40:31,774 --> 00:40:33,396 Gelatin. 485 00:40:33,500 --> 00:40:34,742 ano? 486 00:40:34,846 --> 00:40:36,399 Ihalo mo may foundation makeup 487 00:40:36,503 --> 00:40:38,021 at ibuhos ito sa isang silicone mold. 488 00:40:38,125 --> 00:40:41,128 Pagkatapos ay magpinta ka ng higit pang detalye at tumagal ang dugo. 489 00:40:42,612 --> 00:40:44,165 Ano ang pinagsasabi mo? 490 00:40:44,269 --> 00:40:46,823 Para sa-- Para sa lansihin. 491 00:40:48,894 --> 00:40:50,137 - Oh! - Oo. 492 00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:51,552 Sa totoo lang, para sa dugo, 493 00:40:51,656 --> 00:40:53,140 mahalaga na huwag mo bumili ng mga gamit sa tindahan. 494 00:40:53,243 --> 00:40:55,798 Alinman gawin itong may corn syrup at pangkulay ng pagkain 495 00:40:55,901 --> 00:40:58,973 o iligtas ang iyong sarili sa susunod na putulin mo ang iyong sarili. 496 00:40:59,077 --> 00:41:00,527 Ginagawa mo yun? 497 00:41:00,630 --> 00:41:02,218 Oo, nilagay mo lang ang corn syrup sa isang mangkok 498 00:41:02,321 --> 00:41:03,633 at idagdag ang pangkulay ng pagkain. 499 00:41:03,737 --> 00:41:05,463 Minsan gusto ko para magdagdag ng kaunting tubig 500 00:41:05,566 --> 00:41:08,535 para lang hindi masyadong malapot. - Uh, hindi. 501 00:41:08,638 --> 00:41:10,985 Ikaw-- Pinutol mo ang sarili mo? 502 00:41:11,089 --> 00:41:12,262 Mga maliliit na tusok. 503 00:41:12,366 --> 00:41:13,471 Ito ay nakapapawing pagod. 504 00:41:13,574 --> 00:41:15,680 Parang sound bath. Tingnan mo. 505 00:41:20,788 --> 00:41:21,927 Hindi mo dapat ginawa iyon. 506 00:41:22,031 --> 00:41:23,411 Bakit? 507 00:41:23,515 --> 00:41:24,930 Kasi masama. 508 00:41:34,008 --> 00:41:38,565 Minsan hinuhukay ko ang aking mga kuko sa aking hinlalaki hanggang sa dumugo ito. 509 00:41:41,602 --> 00:41:43,535 Hindi ka taga rito, tama? 510 00:41:50,024 --> 00:41:52,751 Um... 511 00:41:52,855 --> 00:41:57,411 May nakilala ang nanay ko sa isang media summit. 512 00:41:57,515 --> 00:42:00,207 Ang Phil. Um... 513 00:42:00,310 --> 00:42:03,141 At nagkaroon sila ng relasyon, 514 00:42:03,244 --> 00:42:07,317 at iniwan niya ang aking ama. 515 00:42:07,421 --> 00:42:09,250 Nakatira ako noon sa Boston. 516 00:42:10,735 --> 00:42:15,015 So basically, kami lang, parang, nabunot. 517 00:42:15,118 --> 00:42:20,054 Um, kaya naging... 518 00:42:20,158 --> 00:42:21,953 Ito ay medyo kakaiba. 519 00:42:33,827 --> 00:42:36,312 Gusto mo ba ang nanay mo? 520 00:42:36,415 --> 00:42:38,072 Nanay ko siya. 521 00:42:38,176 --> 00:42:40,696 Lagi mong iniisip ang katotohanan na sa isang punto ng kanyang buhay, 522 00:42:40,799 --> 00:42:42,629 kailangan niyang magbigay ng ulo sa unang pagkakataon? 523 00:42:42,732 --> 00:42:45,217 Ew, hindi. sino ka ba 524 00:42:45,321 --> 00:42:47,185 Gusto namin ito. Kailangan natin ito. 525 00:42:47,288 --> 00:42:48,531 Dapat nasa atin ang mahalaga. 526 00:42:48,635 --> 00:42:50,464 Ninakaw nila ito sa amin. 527 00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:52,431 Banal na tae. 528 00:42:52,535 --> 00:42:55,400 Masasamang mapanlinlang na hobbitses. 529 00:42:55,503 --> 00:42:58,679 Mga bobong matabang hobbit. 530 00:43:06,169 --> 00:43:09,276 Mas gugustuhin mo pang manligaw ng aso at walang nakakaalam tungkol dito 531 00:43:09,379 --> 00:43:14,212 o hindi fuck isang aso ngunit lahat akala mo ba niloko mo ang isang aso? 532 00:43:14,315 --> 00:43:17,249 Fuck a dog. sa tingin ko. 533 00:43:17,353 --> 00:43:18,803 masama yan. 534 00:43:35,302 --> 00:43:39,168 Uy, nakausap mo na isang doktor, tama ba? 535 00:43:39,271 --> 00:43:40,928 Binigyan nila ako ng cream na ito, 536 00:43:41,032 --> 00:43:43,275 ngunit sa tingin ko ito ay maaaring magpapalala pa. 537 00:44:00,085 --> 00:44:04,020 Um, kailangan mo ba ng kamay o...? 538 00:44:08,335 --> 00:44:10,682 Ayokong mahawaan ka. 539 00:44:13,167 --> 00:44:15,066 Anong ibig mong sabihin? 540 00:44:15,169 --> 00:44:16,895 Kasama ang Salot. 541 00:44:18,345 --> 00:44:22,245 Hindi mo talaga naniniwala ka ba dyan? 542 00:46:28,647 --> 00:46:30,788 Oh! 543 00:46:40,556 --> 00:46:47,839 Uh, nagbibiro ba kayo? 544 00:46:47,943 --> 00:46:50,083 Sobrang nakakatawa. 545 00:46:59,023 --> 00:47:02,371 Okay, maaari mong-- pwede ka nang tumigil. 546 00:48:15,582 --> 00:48:18,550 Sinabi ni Jake sa lahat mayroon kang Salot. 547 00:48:21,381 --> 00:48:24,763 Ito ay, tulad ng, hindi kahit isang bagay. 548 00:48:24,867 --> 00:48:27,525 Sabi niya binigay mo Eli isang backrub. 549 00:48:28,802 --> 00:48:32,633 Oo, iyon ay ganap na hindi totoo. Kaya. 550 00:48:32,737 --> 00:48:37,984 Sabi mo gumamit ka ng scented oils o isang bagay tulad ng lavender. 551 00:48:41,849 --> 00:48:45,405 Alam mo namang peke ang Salot, di ba? 552 00:48:45,508 --> 00:48:48,442 Oo. Ito ay pipi. 553 00:48:53,516 --> 00:48:56,209 Nakalimutan mo ang iyong salaming de kolor. 554 00:49:03,423 --> 00:49:04,665 Salamat. 555 00:49:20,854 --> 00:49:22,580 Wala akong Salot. 556 00:49:22,683 --> 00:49:23,926 ano? 557 00:49:24,030 --> 00:49:26,135 Sinabi mo sa lahat Mayroon akong Salot. 558 00:49:26,239 --> 00:49:29,138 - Hindi, hindi ko ginawa. - Oo, ginawa mo. Alam kong ginawa mo. 559 00:49:29,242 --> 00:49:30,519 Binigay ko ang mga tuldok. 560 00:49:30,622 --> 00:49:32,693 Wala akong maitutulong kung iba ikonekta sila. 561 00:49:32,797 --> 00:49:34,799 Ang mga tuldok? 562 00:49:34,902 --> 00:49:37,181 - Binibigyan si Eli ng back rub. - Hindi iyon-- 563 00:49:37,284 --> 00:49:39,424 Hindi ito isang back rub. 564 00:49:39,528 --> 00:49:40,632 Okay. 565 00:49:43,635 --> 00:49:46,673 Ano ang mararamdaman mo kung sinabi ko sa lahat 566 00:49:46,776 --> 00:49:48,882 parang stripper ng nanay mo? 567 00:49:48,986 --> 00:49:51,989 - Nalilito. - Nalilito? 568 00:49:52,092 --> 00:49:57,787 Pakiramdam ko talaga fucking nalilito. 569 00:49:57,891 --> 00:50:00,169 Bakit? 570 00:50:00,273 --> 00:50:03,931 Dahil patay na ang nanay ko. 571 00:50:04,035 --> 00:50:07,073 Hindi nakakatuwa yun. 572 00:50:07,176 --> 00:50:08,453 hindi ako nagbibiro. 573 00:50:13,113 --> 00:50:14,666 Walang mali kasama ko. 574 00:50:14,770 --> 00:50:16,323 Okay. 575 00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:19,499 Ang Salot ay peke. 576 00:50:22,709 --> 00:50:24,021 Okay. 577 00:50:24,607 --> 00:50:30,682 Kaya pwede ba sabihin sa lahat na mabait ako? 578 00:50:30,786 --> 00:50:32,167 Akala ko ba fake ang sinabi mo. 579 00:50:32,270 --> 00:50:33,927 Ibig kong sabihin, ito ay. 580 00:50:34,031 --> 00:50:35,584 tama? 581 00:50:35,687 --> 00:50:37,103 Baka wala ka nito. 582 00:50:37,206 --> 00:50:38,828 Naghugas ka ba ng kamay pagkatapos? 583 00:50:38,932 --> 00:50:40,865 - Pagkatapos ng ano? - Ang likod kuskusin. 584 00:50:40,968 --> 00:50:42,936 Hindi ito isang back rub. 585 00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:44,972 Kailangan niya ng tulong kasama ang kanyang rash cream. 586 00:50:45,076 --> 00:50:46,284 Okay. 587 00:50:48,528 --> 00:50:50,840 Bakit mo ito ginagawa sa akin? 588 00:50:50,944 --> 00:50:52,566 ginagawa kung ano? 589 00:50:52,670 --> 00:50:55,224 - Sinasabi sa lahat na mayroon akong Salot. - Bro, halika. 590 00:50:55,328 --> 00:50:58,434 Huwag hayaan ang ibang tao isipin mong magpasya kung sino ka. 591 00:50:58,538 --> 00:51:01,472 ano ba yan, parang fortune cookie? 592 00:51:01,575 --> 00:51:03,267 Dennis Rodman. 593 00:51:07,857 --> 00:51:10,170 Well, Naghugas ako ng kamay ng dalawang beses. 594 00:51:10,274 --> 00:51:12,138 Ibig sabihin wala ako nito diba? 595 00:51:14,347 --> 00:51:16,487 Hindi siya mabango. Amoy paa siya. 596 00:51:16,590 --> 00:51:18,730 Hindi, hindi niya ginagawa. 597 00:51:18,834 --> 00:51:21,354 Oo, siguro dahil ako noon sa mata niya. 598 00:51:21,457 --> 00:51:23,804 Ikaw noon hindi up sa anumang bagay. 599 00:53:03,697 --> 00:53:05,837 Dinala ka ilang masarap na subo. 600 00:53:06,838 --> 00:53:09,945 May fries doon, isang hot dog, Mga skittle... 601 00:53:10,048 --> 00:53:11,602 gummy bear. 602 00:53:12,706 --> 00:53:14,260 Salamat. 603 00:53:17,124 --> 00:53:19,955 Ang batang ito, Nick Sinsigali, 604 00:53:20,058 --> 00:53:23,130 nilagyan niya ng laxatives yung thermos ko bago ang aming paglalakbay sa New York 605 00:53:23,234 --> 00:53:27,963 para makita ang "Les Mis," at ang bus walang banyo, kaya... 606 00:53:29,136 --> 00:53:30,621 Oo. 607 00:53:30,724 --> 00:53:32,692 Kailangang dumating ang aking ina sunduin mo ako. 608 00:53:32,795 --> 00:53:35,557 Nakakainis kasi ako talagang gusto talaga ng "Les Mis." 609 00:53:40,665 --> 00:53:42,564 - Oo. - Nakita kong pumunta ka at may kausap na babae 610 00:53:42,667 --> 00:53:44,566 at natigilan ka at sinabi mong nagustuhan mo ang pinya. 611 00:53:44,669 --> 00:53:47,741 Eksakto. Hindi bababa sa ako at si Logan ay may mga babae. 612 00:53:47,845 --> 00:53:50,330 Hindi, wala kayong tae. Sige. 613 00:53:50,434 --> 00:53:52,194 Well, alinman-- Yo. - Manahimik ka. 614 00:53:52,298 --> 00:53:53,920 Maaari kang makakuha ng-- Maaari kang makakuha ng... 615 00:53:54,023 --> 00:53:55,439 - Ang tanging bagay. - Well, nasa loob na ako Marguerite. 616 00:53:55,542 --> 00:53:56,888 Well, kayong mga-- 617 00:54:39,379 --> 00:54:42,037 Phase two-- motor skills. 618 00:54:42,140 --> 00:54:43,141 wala na. 619 00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:47,076 Mm! 620 00:54:57,432 --> 00:54:58,950 Kita mo, parang, nakaharap sa dingding, 621 00:54:59,054 --> 00:55:00,366 hindi ka makatingin sa aso. - Ano ang nakikita mo? 622 00:55:00,469 --> 00:55:01,746 Maaari kang makakuha ng tulad ng isang... 623 00:55:01,850 --> 00:55:03,645 Oo, pero hindi mo kaya tingnan mo yung aso bro. 624 00:55:03,748 --> 00:55:07,062 - Para kang guide dog niya. - Hindi. May pusa... 625 00:55:08,891 --> 00:55:10,686 Ano sa tingin mo Soppy ginagawa? 626 00:55:10,790 --> 00:55:12,757 Ganun talaga isang magandang tanong. Nasaan si Soppy? 627 00:55:12,861 --> 00:55:16,209 Malamang binibigyan si Eli ng belly rub sa pagkakataong ito, pagkatapos ng kuskusin sa likod. 628 00:55:18,004 --> 00:55:20,075 Baka bumigay na siya ilang back pats. 629 00:55:20,178 --> 00:55:21,663 Mga tapik sa likod? 630 00:57:15,052 --> 00:57:18,365 pangalan ko ay si Soppy, at inilabas ko lang. 631 00:57:20,264 --> 00:57:23,267 Soppy! 632 00:57:27,271 --> 00:57:29,618 Mas mabuting huwag na lang mangarap tungkol sa isa sa aming mga asong babae. 633 00:57:29,722 --> 00:57:32,138 Oo! 634 00:57:32,241 --> 00:57:33,519 Aww, Soppy! 635 00:57:33,622 --> 00:57:36,314 - Soppy! - Soppy! 636 00:57:36,418 --> 00:57:37,695 Soppy! 637 00:58:02,099 --> 00:58:04,308 pasensya na po. Hello? Um, may phone ka ba? 638 00:58:07,449 --> 00:58:09,796 - Hello? - Nanay. 639 00:58:09,900 --> 00:58:11,971 Hi. Ben, ikaw ba yan? 640 00:58:14,249 --> 00:58:17,183 Ben? honey? nandyan ka ba Naririnig mo ba ako? 641 00:58:19,254 --> 00:58:20,980 Ben, nandyan ka ba? 642 00:58:21,083 --> 00:58:23,638 Oo. Um, oo, ako... 643 00:58:25,536 --> 00:58:27,780 Nagtataka lang ako, eh... 644 00:58:29,747 --> 00:58:33,164 ...uh, kung kaya mo sunduin mo na lang ako. 645 00:58:33,268 --> 00:58:35,788 Mahal, nasaan ka na? 646 00:58:35,891 --> 00:58:37,203 Ben, honey, sabihin mo kung nasaan ka. 647 00:58:37,306 --> 00:58:38,342 Sabihin mo sa akin kung saan ka tama-- 648 00:58:46,281 --> 00:58:48,663 Ben. 649 00:58:58,120 --> 00:59:01,779 Hoy, alam mo kung ano ang aking paboritong araw ng high school? 650 00:59:03,643 --> 00:59:05,093 Huling araw. 651 00:59:06,784 --> 00:59:09,925 Kinasusuklaman ito. Oo. Nagkaroon ng palayaw. 652 00:59:10,029 --> 00:59:12,307 Si Chubz iyon. 653 00:59:12,410 --> 00:59:16,967 Hindi man lang ako naging sobra sa timbang mula sa middle school, 654 00:59:17,070 --> 00:59:20,039 ngunit ang pangalan ay sumunod sa akin, at, alam mo, 655 00:59:20,142 --> 00:59:21,627 nakadikit sa ulo ko. 656 00:59:21,730 --> 00:59:24,491 At saka alam mo kung ano? 657 00:59:24,595 --> 00:59:26,839 nakatapos ako... 658 00:59:26,942 --> 00:59:30,877 at iniwan ko ang lahat, at nagsimula akong bago. 659 00:59:33,017 --> 00:59:36,124 Nakikita mo? 660 00:59:36,227 --> 00:59:39,645 So... maganda ang 20s mo? 661 00:59:40,715 --> 00:59:43,131 Uh... ehh, hindi. 662 00:59:43,234 --> 00:59:46,306 Hindi, ibig kong sabihin, nagkaroon ako nadurog ang puso ko, at-- 663 00:59:46,410 --> 00:59:49,275 at pagkatapos, alam mo, ako-- Mas tumaba ako, 664 00:59:49,378 --> 00:59:50,759 30 pounds, at pagkatapos, 665 00:59:50,863 --> 00:59:53,969 mabuti, kung gayon Nilabas ko ang likod ko 666 00:59:54,073 --> 00:59:56,282 literal na umabot para sa isang hanay ng mga susi, 667 00:59:56,385 --> 00:59:58,525 at sabi ng doktor ko ay hindi kailanman, alam mo, 668 00:59:58,629 --> 00:59:59,803 bumawi at kung ano pa man. 669 00:59:59,906 --> 01:00:01,701 Ngunit, ang ibig kong sabihin, kahit pa, 670 01:00:01,805 --> 01:00:05,118 oo, ito ay mas mahusay kaysa sa aking kabataan. 671 01:00:05,222 --> 01:00:07,155 Ngayon, 30s na ako... 672 01:00:07,258 --> 01:00:08,708 mas mahusay kaysa sa aking 20s. 673 01:00:08,812 --> 01:00:12,678 At ngayon, ang ibig kong sabihin, tignan mo ako ngayon ha? 674 01:00:12,781 --> 01:00:14,645 40 at sporty. 675 01:00:16,543 --> 01:00:18,338 At... 676 01:00:18,442 --> 01:00:22,688 ...mas maganda ang iyong mga kabataan kaysa sa... 677 01:00:22,791 --> 01:00:25,311 tulad ng, ang iyong unang dekada? - Pshh. 678 01:00:25,414 --> 01:00:26,761 Hell no. 679 01:00:26,864 --> 01:00:30,005 I mean, ang oras na iyon ay purong kaligayahan. 680 01:00:30,109 --> 01:00:32,318 I mean, walang mas maganda pa diyan. 681 01:00:35,286 --> 01:00:37,564 Ito ay tulad ng pinaka-depressing pep talk ever. 682 01:00:37,668 --> 01:00:40,291 Tingnan mo lang... 683 01:00:40,395 --> 01:00:41,810 maging sarili mo, dahil... 684 01:00:44,675 --> 01:00:46,988 ...tapos ano pa magiging kayo? 685 01:00:48,817 --> 01:00:50,854 Ikaw ay ikaw. Astig naman. 686 01:00:50,957 --> 01:00:53,132 Maging sarili mo lang. 687 01:00:54,961 --> 01:00:56,653 Magiging maayos ang lahat. 688 01:00:56,756 --> 01:00:59,207 Alam kong cliché ito. 689 01:01:04,799 --> 01:01:06,421 Hindi ko alam kung nakakatulong iyon. 690 01:01:09,493 --> 01:01:11,012 Anyway... 691 01:01:11,115 --> 01:01:13,911 Hindi ka naman sinigawan ng mama ko diba? 692 01:01:14,015 --> 01:01:16,811 Nag-aalala lang siya, yun lang. 693 01:01:16,914 --> 01:01:19,261 Tinakot mo talaga siya. 694 01:01:19,365 --> 01:01:21,022 Okay lang umiyak. 695 01:01:21,125 --> 01:01:22,609 Ilabas mo na lang. 696 01:01:22,713 --> 01:01:25,198 Ilabas mo. Astig naman. 697 01:01:32,792 --> 01:01:37,038 Hindi niya lang alam kung paano, tulad ng, maging isang tao. 698 01:01:41,042 --> 01:01:43,251 May nagbibigay sayo isang mahirap na oras, Ben? 699 01:01:47,393 --> 01:01:50,741 Dahil kung sila, kailangan mo lang sabihin sa akin. 700 01:01:50,845 --> 01:01:53,537 Ang tahimik mo kasi ay walang tinutulungan. 701 01:01:53,640 --> 01:01:55,297 Lalo na't hindi ikaw. 702 01:01:58,887 --> 01:02:00,682 Si Jake ba? 703 01:02:00,786 --> 01:02:03,720 ano? Hindi. Hindi. Hindi, bakit? 704 01:02:06,377 --> 01:02:07,965 Okay. 705 01:02:08,069 --> 01:02:09,277 Okay. 706 01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:16,767 Makinig, mga tulad ni Jake... 707 01:02:16,871 --> 01:02:18,804 takot lang sila. 708 01:02:18,907 --> 01:02:21,392 Takot na takot sila sa mga lalaking katulad ni Eli 709 01:02:21,496 --> 01:02:23,084 iba kasi siya. 710 01:02:24,499 --> 01:02:25,845 Gusto mong malaman ang isang sikreto? 711 01:02:25,949 --> 01:02:27,467 Magkaiba tayong lahat. 712 01:02:27,571 --> 01:02:29,262 Lahat tayo. 713 01:02:29,366 --> 01:02:31,057 hindi ko pa iniisip ang tungkol sa mga lalaki 714 01:02:31,161 --> 01:02:33,542 na tinawag akong Chubz hanggang, tulad ng, ngayon. 715 01:02:33,646 --> 01:02:35,544 Sa katunayan, sa ngayon, 716 01:02:35,648 --> 01:02:37,926 malamang sila nakaupo sa sopa, 717 01:02:38,030 --> 01:02:41,205 guess what, super chubby. 718 01:02:42,344 --> 01:02:43,794 Sige, kaya... 719 01:02:53,700 --> 01:02:55,841 alam mo? 720 01:03:01,674 --> 01:03:03,331 ano sabi mo 721 01:03:04,988 --> 01:03:07,024 Gusto mo ba akong iuwi? 722 01:03:14,791 --> 01:03:17,241 Ang swimming session - magsisimula sa loob ng 10 minuto. 723 01:03:17,345 --> 01:03:21,314 Mga konsehal, siguraduhin po ninyo magdala ka ng sunscreen. 724 01:03:23,730 --> 01:03:26,285 - Sino yun? - Oo. Nakikita mo, lalaki? 725 01:03:26,388 --> 01:03:29,564 Hindi, nauna. 726 01:03:29,667 --> 01:03:33,119 - Pareho tayo ng iniisip. - Hindi, nauna ang manok, yo. 727 01:03:33,223 --> 01:03:34,845 Bakit tayo nililibang pa ito? 728 01:03:34,949 --> 01:03:36,985 - Hindi ako sumasang-ayon. Eksakto. - Bakit itlog lang ang sinabi mo? 729 01:03:46,581 --> 01:03:49,480 Okay? 730 01:03:49,584 --> 01:03:51,586 Hindi ko makita kung bakit mayroon ka problema sa kanya. 731 01:04:08,775 --> 01:04:11,295 ♪ Boom, maraming pag-ibig pinapunta ako nito ♪ 732 01:04:11,399 --> 01:04:14,229 ♪ Episode, bastos, at dumating ako para dito ♪ 733 01:04:14,333 --> 01:04:17,060 ♪ Ako ay cool, ako ang baril 'cause I made the beat ♪ 734 01:04:17,163 --> 01:04:19,476 Parang incest yan. 735 01:04:19,579 --> 01:04:21,305 Wala ito sa kanilang kama. 736 01:04:21,409 --> 01:04:23,583 Meron sila nito, parang, malaking bathtub 737 01:04:23,687 --> 01:04:26,172 may, tulad ng, a bumulwak ng talon. 738 01:04:26,276 --> 01:04:28,485 Dumudulas lang ang iyong puwitan sa gilid. 739 01:04:28,588 --> 01:04:31,453 Itaas ang iyong mga binti. Ooh. 740 01:04:31,557 --> 01:04:34,077 Yo, may hot tub ang tiyuhin ko, 741 01:04:34,180 --> 01:04:36,907 at ang mga jet, ang mga ito ay kamangha-manghang. 742 01:04:37,011 --> 01:04:38,944 Nakikita mo? Nakukuha niya ito. 743 01:04:39,047 --> 01:04:41,049 Hindi ang parehong bagay, bagaman. 744 01:04:41,153 --> 01:04:43,431 Hindi, ito ay ang parehong bagay. 745 01:04:46,365 --> 01:04:48,850 ...naglalakad papunta sa isang Taco Bell. 746 01:04:48,954 --> 01:04:51,266 Ikaw ay naging sa Mongolian Grill? 747 01:04:52,612 --> 01:04:53,855 Dude, nakakabaliw. 748 01:04:53,959 --> 01:04:55,408 May mga lalaki sila paghahagis ng mga hiwa ng karne. 749 01:04:55,512 --> 01:04:57,134 Parang, chop, chop, chop, tumaga, ihagis. 750 01:04:57,238 --> 01:04:58,998 "Kumusta ka ngayon, ma'am?" Mahuli. 751 01:04:59,102 --> 01:05:01,069 Tadtarin, tadtarin, tadtarin, tadtarin, saluhin. Ihagis. 752 01:05:03,037 --> 01:05:04,831 Noon ko pa gustong magsimula isang restaurant. 753 01:05:04,935 --> 01:05:09,733 Teka, baka sa halip na nakaupo sa isang booth, 754 01:05:09,836 --> 01:05:11,217 dinala ka sa sarili mong pribadong sauna 755 01:05:11,321 --> 01:05:13,012 at parang, "Magandang umaga, mga kababayan. 756 01:05:13,116 --> 01:05:14,738 Maligayang pagdating sa Steam N' Sizzle. 757 01:05:14,841 --> 01:05:17,603 Pwede ko bang kunin ang order mo?" Bukas 24/7. 758 01:05:28,614 --> 01:05:29,926 Um... 759 01:05:31,134 --> 01:05:34,931 ...naiisip mo ba, parang... 760 01:05:35,034 --> 01:05:40,937 baka ang Salot hindi ba 100% fake? 761 01:05:56,400 --> 01:05:57,608 Di bale. 762 01:05:57,712 --> 01:05:59,369 Iyon ay isang piping tanong. 763 01:06:03,166 --> 01:06:05,237 I think meron may mali sa akin. 764 01:06:09,137 --> 01:06:10,242 Anong ibig mong sabihin? 765 01:06:14,142 --> 01:06:15,350 hindi ko alam. 766 01:06:15,454 --> 01:06:17,490 Pakiramdam ko lang may mali. 767 01:06:23,738 --> 01:06:24,946 Oo, pero... 768 01:06:25,050 --> 01:06:27,052 pero yun-- yun... 769 01:06:27,155 --> 01:06:30,020 feeling lang diba? 770 01:06:31,332 --> 01:06:35,267 Parang, ito-- hindi... talagang totoo. 771 01:07:23,625 --> 01:07:25,524 Hoy, basag! 772 01:07:27,905 --> 01:07:29,286 Hey. Anong meron? 773 01:07:34,084 --> 01:07:37,156 Kinausap si Daddy Wags. 774 01:07:37,260 --> 01:07:38,744 Gusto ko lang sabihin kung naging ako titi o anuman, 775 01:07:38,847 --> 01:07:40,332 alam mo, pasensya na. 776 01:07:41,229 --> 01:07:43,611 ano? Hindi. Hindi. Hindi, hindi, hindi, hindi, hindi. 777 01:07:43,714 --> 01:07:45,095 Magkaroon ng isang nakatatandang kapatid na lalaki. 778 01:07:45,199 --> 01:07:46,545 Nasanay lang ako sa paligid ng kanyang mga kaibigan, 779 01:07:46,648 --> 01:07:48,271 at nagbibigay lang kami bawat isa shit sa lahat ng oras. 780 01:07:48,374 --> 01:07:50,204 Oo, hindi ko rin alam ang sinasabi mo. 781 01:07:52,723 --> 01:07:53,862 talaga? 782 01:07:55,588 --> 01:07:58,764 Well, alam mo, ako-- Nakita kong kinakausap ka nila, 783 01:07:58,867 --> 01:08:01,698 pero... anong nangyari? 784 01:08:01,801 --> 01:08:04,632 Alam mo, nakuha ko ang malaking gulang lecture tungkol sa bullying at iba pa, 785 01:08:04,735 --> 01:08:06,737 pero... 786 01:08:06,841 --> 01:08:08,463 Hmm, sobrang tanga. 787 01:08:08,567 --> 01:08:10,431 Tulad ng, ano ito, kindergarten? 788 01:08:19,129 --> 01:08:21,476 alam mo, baka may sinabi si Eli. 789 01:08:23,685 --> 01:08:24,824 Sa tingin mo? 790 01:08:27,689 --> 01:08:28,656 Oo. 791 01:08:34,248 --> 01:08:36,940 Siguro. - Maaaring. 792 01:08:37,043 --> 01:08:38,114 Magkikita pa yata tayo mamaya bro. 793 01:08:38,217 --> 01:08:39,494 Oo. 794 01:10:16,315 --> 01:10:19,284 Fuck! Aah! Fuck, paalisin mo sila! 795 01:10:19,387 --> 01:10:23,011 Hindi, bumaba ka na! Tumigil ka! Fuck! 796 01:10:23,115 --> 01:10:26,014 Bumaba ka na! Fuck! 797 01:10:26,118 --> 01:10:31,054 Hindi, huminto! Bumaba ka na! Tumigil ka! Hindi! 798 01:10:31,157 --> 01:10:32,573 Hindi! 799 01:10:34,160 --> 01:10:36,266 Bumaba ka na! 800 01:10:37,302 --> 01:10:40,684 Tumigil ka! Fuck! Tumigil ka! 801 01:10:40,788 --> 01:10:44,619 Tulong! Tumigil ka! Tumigil ka! 802 01:10:44,723 --> 01:10:46,863 Tumigil ka! 803 01:10:46,966 --> 01:10:48,416 Fuck! 804 01:10:49,383 --> 01:10:52,317 Tumigil ka! Bumaba ka na! Fuck! 805 01:10:52,420 --> 01:10:55,009 Tumigil ka! Aah! Tumigil ka! 806 01:10:55,112 --> 01:10:58,875 Bumaba ka na! Tumigil ka! Aah! 807 01:10:58,978 --> 01:11:01,257 Fuck! 808 01:11:01,360 --> 01:11:02,913 mag-fuck off! 809 01:11:03,017 --> 01:11:05,916 Fuck! Diyos ko! Alisin mo sila! - Ang Salot! 810 01:11:06,020 --> 01:11:08,471 Ang Salot! Ang Salot! 811 01:11:08,574 --> 01:11:10,714 Puntahan mo si Daddy Wags, bro. 812 01:11:10,818 --> 01:11:12,958 Puntahan mo si Daddy Wags. Puntahan mo si Daddy Wags. 813 01:11:13,061 --> 01:11:15,340 Bumaba ka na! 814 01:11:17,169 --> 01:11:19,585 Alisin mo sila! 815 01:11:23,969 --> 01:11:26,765 - Okay ka lang? - Nagkakagulo lang kami, Eli! 816 01:11:26,868 --> 01:11:29,492 Okay? Ito ay isang nakakatawang biro! Ganyan ang ginagawa ng magkakaibigan. 817 01:11:29,595 --> 01:11:32,046 Paanong hindi halata sayo?! 818 01:11:35,498 --> 01:11:38,501 Ang Salot! Ang Salot! salot! 819 01:14:02,817 --> 01:14:05,406 mas gusto mo hindi kumain ng 48 oras 820 01:14:05,510 --> 01:14:08,271 o magpalipas ng araw kasama si Daddy Wags? 821 01:14:08,374 --> 01:14:10,825 isa lang. Sa tingin ko ito ay ligtas. 822 01:14:12,655 --> 01:14:15,589 Pupunta ako ng 80 araw. 823 01:14:15,692 --> 01:14:18,212 Pupunta ako ng 30 araw at 23 oras. 824 01:14:18,315 --> 01:14:20,663 Hindi, hindi. 80 oras. 825 01:14:20,766 --> 01:14:23,907 - Eksakto. - Hoy. 826 01:14:24,011 --> 01:14:27,808 Yo. "Dalawang segundo. Tanggalin mo yang ngiting iyan sa mukha mo. 827 01:14:27,911 --> 01:14:29,534 Kinakansela ang pagsasanay para sa lahat 828 01:14:29,637 --> 01:14:32,468 at ilagay ang lahat sa kalye, pare." 829 01:14:32,571 --> 01:14:34,193 ano? 830 01:14:42,408 --> 01:14:47,379 Pagkatapos kung uminom ka ng tubig, tapos may tubig ito, kaya... 831 01:14:47,483 --> 01:14:48,863 ano? 832 01:16:08,736 --> 01:16:12,153 Tara na! Go, go, go! 833 01:16:12,257 --> 01:16:14,121 Push! 834 01:16:16,295 --> 01:16:17,883 Patuloy na gumalaw! 835 01:16:20,265 --> 01:16:23,164 Heads up! Mata sa bola! 836 01:16:36,730 --> 01:16:39,525 Push! Push! Push! 837 01:16:39,629 --> 01:16:42,701 Ilipat mo yang bola! 838 01:16:48,362 --> 01:16:49,950 Pindutin. 839 01:16:51,986 --> 01:16:53,470 Pindutin! 840 01:16:53,574 --> 01:16:56,232 Push! Push! 841 01:16:59,960 --> 01:17:02,548 Maghanap ng bukas na lugar. - Seryoso... 842 01:17:02,652 --> 01:17:04,689 Ang bola... - Ilipat ang mga paa! 843 01:17:04,792 --> 01:17:05,793 Halika na! Ilipat mo sila, ilipat mo sila! 844 01:17:08,278 --> 01:17:10,246 Halika na! 845 01:17:19,324 --> 01:17:21,602 Bumalik ka! 846 01:17:21,706 --> 01:17:23,846 Hindi, hindi, hindi, hindi! Hindi! Hindi! 847 01:17:34,546 --> 01:17:36,686 Tumigil ka! - Ipasa ang bola! 848 01:17:36,790 --> 01:17:38,412 Halika na. 849 01:17:39,793 --> 01:17:40,932 Ipagpatuloy mo yan! 850 01:17:41,035 --> 01:17:43,141 Sige, shoot, shoot, shoot! 851 01:17:47,076 --> 01:17:48,629 Magaling, Ben. 852 01:17:48,733 --> 01:17:50,079 Hoy, kinurot niya ako. 853 01:17:50,182 --> 01:17:51,528 - Ano? - Tawagan ito. 854 01:17:51,632 --> 01:17:55,636 - Ano ang tawag? - Ang fucking scratch. 855 01:17:55,740 --> 01:17:57,086 Putulin mo yan sa lahat ng oras, 856 01:17:57,189 --> 01:17:59,605 at hindi mo ibubuga sa kanya ngayon din? 857 01:17:59,709 --> 01:18:02,470 Naku, kuya! Tawagan mo! 858 01:18:02,574 --> 01:18:04,058 Fuck, bro. 859 01:18:04,162 --> 01:18:07,130 Hindi mo alam fucking jack shit tungkol sa water polo, asong babae. 860 01:18:21,627 --> 01:18:23,388 Mm! 861 01:18:43,132 --> 01:18:45,548 umalis ka dito! 862 01:18:45,651 --> 01:18:49,586 Hoy! 863 01:18:49,690 --> 01:18:51,174 okay ka lang? 864 01:18:51,278 --> 01:18:52,486 Okay ka lang? - Oh! 865 01:18:52,589 --> 01:18:55,351 Hoy! Lumabas ka sa pool! 866 01:18:55,454 --> 01:18:56,939 Halika na. 867 01:18:59,355 --> 01:19:01,046 Halika na. Lumabas ka. 868 01:19:04,670 --> 01:19:07,328 ha? Ano ang iniisip mo? 869 01:21:25,121 --> 01:21:27,399 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 870 01:21:27,503 --> 01:21:28,918 ♪ At ngayon tumutunog na ang mga kampana ♪ 871 01:21:29,022 --> 01:21:30,851 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 872 01:21:30,955 --> 01:21:32,542 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 873 01:21:32,646 --> 01:21:34,613 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 874 01:21:34,717 --> 01:21:36,167 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 875 01:21:36,270 --> 01:21:38,100 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 876 01:21:38,203 --> 01:21:39,825 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 877 01:21:39,929 --> 01:21:41,827 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 878 01:21:41,931 --> 01:21:43,588 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 879 01:21:45,624 --> 01:21:48,765 Hey. Kung sino man ang makakuha ang isang handjob ay unang makakakuha ng 10,000. 880 01:21:57,464 --> 01:22:00,777 ♪ Sa loob ng isang bakanteng silid, dumadaloy ang inspirasyon ko ♪ 881 01:22:00,881 --> 01:22:04,850 Yan ang Salot sa rurok ng tae nito. 882 01:22:04,954 --> 01:22:07,301 ♪ Ang magic melody ♪ 883 01:22:07,405 --> 01:22:10,649 ♪ Gusto mong kumanta kasama ko, la, la, la, la, la ♪ lang 884 01:22:10,753 --> 01:22:12,272 ♪ Ang musika ang susi ♪ 885 01:22:12,375 --> 01:22:14,412 ♪ At ngayon ay wala na ang gabi ♪ 886 01:22:14,515 --> 01:22:18,071 ♪ Tuloy-tuloy pa rin napakalalim sa loob ko ♪ 887 01:22:18,174 --> 01:22:21,591 ♪ Nais kong palayain ito, Hindi ko alam ang gagawin ko ♪ 888 01:22:21,695 --> 01:22:25,009 ♪ Hindi ko lang maipaliwanag sa iyo, Hindi ko alam ang sasabihin ko ♪ 889 01:22:25,112 --> 01:22:27,011 ♪ Ay, hindi ibang salita ♪ 890 01:22:27,114 --> 01:22:29,047 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ lang 891 01:22:29,151 --> 01:22:30,635 ♪ Ito ay umiikot sa mundo ♪ 892 01:22:30,738 --> 01:22:32,775 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ lang 893 01:22:32,878 --> 01:22:34,190 ♪ Ito ay sa buong mundo ♪ 894 01:22:34,294 --> 01:22:36,330 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ lang 895 01:22:36,434 --> 01:22:37,987 ♪ At lahat ay kumakanta ♪ 896 01:22:38,091 --> 01:22:40,093 ♪ Ang, ang, ang, ang, ang ♪ 897 01:22:40,196 --> 01:22:41,577 ♪ At ngayon ang mga kampana ay nagri-ring ♪ 898 01:22:41,680 --> 01:22:43,096 ♪ Ang, ang, ang, ang, ang ♪ 899 01:22:43,199 --> 01:22:45,201 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 900 01:22:45,305 --> 01:22:47,100 ♪ Ang, ang, ang, ang, ang ♪ 901 01:22:47,203 --> 01:22:48,584 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 902 01:22:48,687 --> 01:22:50,724 -Eli. - Wazzup?! 903 01:22:50,827 --> 01:22:52,243 anong ginagawa mo 904 01:22:52,346 --> 01:22:54,590 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 905 01:22:54,693 --> 01:22:57,593 Eli! Anong ginagawa mo?! 906 01:22:57,696 --> 01:23:01,286 - Ben, sumasayaw ako. - Hindi, Eli, hindi ka sumasayaw, 907 01:23:01,390 --> 01:23:03,012 dahil mayroon ka walang makakasayaw. 908 01:23:03,116 --> 01:23:05,808 Oo, ginagawa ko. Sinasayaw ko si Boopy. 909 01:23:05,911 --> 01:23:08,362 Wala siyang pakialam ang Salot. 910 01:23:08,466 --> 01:23:10,330 Tama ba, Boopy? 911 01:23:10,433 --> 01:23:12,815 Hoy! Tumigil ka! 912 01:23:12,918 --> 01:23:15,024 Anong ginagawa mo?! 913 01:23:15,128 --> 01:23:16,612 Ano ka ba...?! 914 01:23:18,510 --> 01:23:19,891 Bakit mo ginawa iyon? 915 01:23:19,995 --> 01:23:21,272 Bakit mo ginawa yun?! 916 01:23:23,929 --> 01:23:25,793 Eli. 917 01:23:25,897 --> 01:23:29,038 Eli, tumigil ka. Makinig ka sa akin. 918 01:23:29,142 --> 01:23:32,904 Eli! Eli, tumigil ka! - ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 919 01:23:33,008 --> 01:23:34,423 Teka! 920 01:23:34,526 --> 01:23:36,735 saan ka pupunta Halika dito! Tumigil ka! 921 01:23:38,875 --> 01:23:40,532 Eli! 922 01:23:46,228 --> 01:23:48,161 Alam mo ba kung ano ang problema mo? 923 01:23:49,748 --> 01:23:51,267 Hindi mo man lang sinusubukan. 924 01:23:52,268 --> 01:23:54,546 Sa tingin mo na kaya mo lang ang sarili mo 925 01:23:54,650 --> 01:23:57,791 at huwag mag-isip kung ano ang iniisip ng sinuman. 926 01:23:57,894 --> 01:24:00,966 Ngunit iyon ay gagana lamang kapag "iyong sarili" ang uri ng tao 927 01:24:01,070 --> 01:24:03,417 gustong makasama ng ibang tao. 928 01:24:03,521 --> 01:24:06,731 Eli, walang gustong maging sa paligid mo. 929 01:24:06,834 --> 01:24:08,250 walang tao! 930 01:24:09,630 --> 01:24:12,806 tignan mo ako! kinakausap kita! 931 01:24:12,909 --> 01:24:14,670 Hoy! Pagdikit ng mata. 932 01:24:14,773 --> 01:24:16,465 Narinig mo na ba ito? 933 01:24:16,568 --> 01:24:19,847 Ano ba yan problema mo?! 934 01:24:20,572 --> 01:24:22,091 alam mo, isang araw kakailanganin mo 935 01:24:22,195 --> 01:24:23,989 lumaki ka at napagtanto na oras na 936 01:24:24,093 --> 01:24:27,027 upang simulan ang pag-uugali parang tunay na tao, 937 01:24:27,131 --> 01:24:28,753 o gagawin mo lang gastusin ang natitira 938 01:24:28,856 --> 01:24:32,101 ng iyong miserable fucking life walang kaibigan at nag-iisa! 939 01:24:32,205 --> 01:24:34,310 Yan ba ang gusto mo?! 940 01:24:34,414 --> 01:24:36,864 Tumingin ka sa akin. Yan ba ang gusto mo?! 941 01:25:23,187 --> 01:25:26,051 Eli. Hindi nakakatuwa. 942 01:26:07,886 --> 01:26:10,061 Sige. Pumasok ka. 943 01:26:10,165 --> 01:26:12,305 Okay. Uh... 944 01:26:12,408 --> 01:26:13,720 - Magiging okay siya, tama ba? - Pumasok ka sa loob, Ben. 945 01:26:13,823 --> 01:26:16,136 tama? Pero magiging okay din siya, di ba? 946 01:26:16,240 --> 01:26:18,759 Ben, pumasok ka sa loob! Magiging okay siya. 947 01:26:18,863 --> 01:26:20,347 Fuck! 948 01:29:06,651 --> 01:29:09,551 ♪ Uy, oo, hoy, oo ♪ 949 01:29:09,654 --> 01:29:12,830 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 950 01:29:24,393 --> 01:29:26,119 Ayusin mo na, DJ! 951 01:29:26,222 --> 01:29:31,642 ♪ Feeling ko totoo ♪ 952 01:29:31,745 --> 01:29:36,681 ♪ Feeling ko totoo ♪ 953 01:29:37,751 --> 01:29:43,516 ♪ Feeling ko totoo ♪ 954 01:29:43,619 --> 01:29:49,418 ♪ Feeling ko totoo ♪ 955 01:29:49,522 --> 01:29:52,387 ♪ Alisin mo ako, ilayo mo ako ♪ 956 01:29:52,490 --> 01:29:54,043 ♪ Alisin mo ako ♪ 957 01:29:54,147 --> 01:29:55,493 Ayusin mo na, DJ! 958 01:29:55,597 --> 01:29:58,393 ♪ Alisin mo ako, ilayo mo ako ♪ 959 01:29:58,496 --> 01:30:00,395 ♪ Alisin mo ako ♪ 960 01:30:00,498 --> 01:30:02,017 ♪ Ay ♪ 961 01:30:12,924 --> 01:30:14,616 ♪ Ay ♪ - ♪ New York napakalaking ♪ 962 01:30:14,719 --> 01:30:16,169 ♪ New York napakalaking ♪ 963 01:30:16,272 --> 01:30:17,446 ♪ New York napakalaking ♪ 964 01:30:17,550 --> 01:30:19,172 ♪ New York napakalaking ♪ 965 01:30:19,275 --> 01:30:20,449 ♪ New York napakalaking ♪ 966 01:30:20,553 --> 01:30:22,175 ♪ New York napakalaking ♪ 967 01:30:22,278 --> 01:30:23,521 ♪ New York napakalaking ♪ 968 01:30:23,625 --> 01:30:25,109 ♪ New York napakalaking ♪ 969 01:30:25,212 --> 01:30:26,386 ♪ New York napakalaking ♪ 970 01:30:26,490 --> 01:30:28,077 ♪ New York napakalaking ♪ 971 01:30:28,181 --> 01:30:29,251 ♪ New York napakalaking ♪ 972 01:30:29,354 --> 01:30:31,046 ♪ New York napakalaking ♪ 973 01:30:31,149 --> 01:30:32,392 ♪ New York napakalaking ♪ 974 01:30:32,496 --> 01:30:34,083 ♪ New York napakalaking ♪ 975 01:30:34,187 --> 01:30:35,326 ♪ New York napakalaking ♪ 976 01:30:35,430 --> 01:30:36,983 ♪ New York napakalaking ♪ 977 01:30:37,086 --> 01:30:38,467 Ayusin mo na, DJ! 978 01:30:38,571 --> 01:30:43,127 ♪ Feeling ko totoo ♪ 979 01:30:44,024 --> 01:30:49,651 ♪ Feeling ko totoo ♪ - ♪ New York napakalaking ♪ 980 01:30:49,754 --> 01:30:54,759 ♪ Feeling ko totoo ♪ 981 01:30:55,933 --> 01:30:59,764 ♪ Feeling ko totoo ♪ 982 01:30:59,868 --> 01:31:01,870 ♪ New York napakalaking ♪ 983 01:31:01,973 --> 01:31:07,013 ♪ New York napakalaking ♪ - ♪ Feeling ko totoo ♪ 984 01:31:07,876 --> 01:31:12,605 ♪ Feeling ko totoo ♪ 985 01:31:13,675 --> 01:31:18,369 ♪ Feeling ko totoo ♪ 986 01:31:18,473 --> 01:31:24,306 ♪ Feeling ko totoo ♪ 987 01:31:24,409 --> 01:31:27,654 ♪ Pakiramdam na totoo ♪